Making analogies is not my strong suit. But I've been making them for about two weeks now. Solid. The reason, kind and gentle readers, can be summed up in two words: New computers. Not just new ...

-It's a frog in my computer. Get out of there! Hold on. Get out. I don't want you to get hurt. No, [INAUDIBLE]. Get out. Get out. Why are you so hairy? Why you got dust on you? Please, you don't have ...